The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!