The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to smell water.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!