the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to be dead

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!