To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to sit

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to crap without pissing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!