to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!