the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!