the power to remember th...

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!