the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to sit

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The Power to Power

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!