- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to digest corn.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to control paprika with your mind

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power... to move you.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

To never remember what the word if means

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

Pointless Super Powers