The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power of bad luck

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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75% levitation

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to die on command

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!