The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!