to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!