the ability to glow in the light.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to sit

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to Power

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!