The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to even

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to see through windows.;.

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!