To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to have no power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!