the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!