The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!