The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to read this sentence

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!