power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!