Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to even

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!