power to fart through your mouth

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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lol

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to think of food

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!