the power to be in AA.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to sit

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!