the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to be normal.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!