The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!