The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to think oppositely

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power of hindsight

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!