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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.
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The power of telepathy but only when you alone
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The power to sense if an object is sharp.
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The power to see the future five days after it has happend
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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.
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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot
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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it
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The power to serve the Lord Dog.
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph
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The power to convert metric to imperial
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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk
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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.
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The power to think oppositely
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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies
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The power of hindsight
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.
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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!