the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!