- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to touch your toes

the power to control nothing

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to create a pointless superpower

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

Pointless Super Powers