The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to kill yourself

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to not be funny

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!