- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

the power to get extra homework

The power to fart rainbows

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

the power to shape shift to yourself

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

Pointless Super Powers