The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power of words

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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he power to make mistakes

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!