the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power of words

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!