The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be french.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!