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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.
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The power to breathe
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75% levitation
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the power to eat with your butt
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The power to do your homework.
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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia
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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.
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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.
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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.
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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.
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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l
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The power to have really sweaty palms.
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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to time travel to the end of the world.
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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves
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The power to not exercise.
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!