The power to have gravity.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!