The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!