The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to become famous on vine

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to not see anything

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!