The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to nit propely

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!