The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!