A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!