- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

make your arm REALLY. fart power

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Power to freeze ice.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

Pointless Super Powers