The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to die

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to buy free things.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!