THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to not care.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!