The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!