To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to read this sentence

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to not be funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!