- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make water expire.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to ignore useful information

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to see oxygen.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to read your own mind

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers