- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to be blind

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

Pointless Super Powers