the power to kill yourself

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to see oxygen.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!