The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to go to hell.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Being only half invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!