THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!