power to fart through your mouth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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To have the power to breathe

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!