to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to die

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!