The power to have a V8

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!