De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!