The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to remember th...

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!